Halloween, gay porn, and brownie obsessions

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You know, it’s not every day that you get to witness two turtles fucking, but today was that day for me.  Chris, Scott and I had headed out to Omaha for some pizza and a belated birthday Brownie Obsession.  The Pizza Shoppe didn’t open until 4, and we got there at like 20 til, so we wandered over to the only store in the area which was actually open on a Sunday, the Lizard King.  Apparently, they sell reptiles, as well as fish and other pet accoutrements.   (By the way, if you’re in need of any frozen mice – 50 cents each, baby!)  There were two large turtles on display at the front of the store, and as I peered in, one kept chasing the other around (as fast as turtles can actually chase), and I was thinking, he’s probably trying to get it on.  Five minutes later I looked back and, well, mounting had occurred.  So apparently I’m a good judge of when turtles are horny.  Go figure.

It’s good to have Chris back from his training in Georgia.  Things have been awfully quiet without him.  Although I did score a postcard with a half-naked muscle guy from the trip, so that’s something.  He missed out on Halloween up here, which entailed pizza (again!  I’ve had pizza like five different times from five different places in one week) and my whiskey-glazed double chocolate brownies.  And make-up.  Don’t I look pretty?  Of course, I was overly tired and begged off early because Indie Boy and I had gone to see the Twilight Singers w/Mark Lanegan in Omaha on Monday (which, other than mike issues and crappy opening acts was a great, great show – I was like 10 feet from Mr. Lanegan, and can I just say, “Yum.”), and not much sleep occurred afterward.  Actually no sleep occurred afterward.  It’s kind of becoming a trend.

The college theater has been doing a Pedro Almadovar film fest the past week, and while I’ve seen most of his films, I hadn’t seen “Law of Desire,” so I talked a friend into going on Friday.  She was completely unfamiliar with Pedro’s work, but I assured her he was great.  And then the movie started….  Let’s just say the first five minutes look suspiciously like gay porn (and there was brief full frontal before he turned over to masturbate).  I was just like, “She’s probably wondering what the hell kind of movie I drug her to.”  But then there was a plot, and all was well.  We both enjoyed it, although I think she did confuse her husband by calling him from Yia-Yia’s and saying, “Kathy just took me to gay porn and now we’re going drinking.”  Although we didn’t actually drink, just had some pizza (I told you, five times!) and chatted before stopping by Homer’s.  So all in all, a good time.

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